MR. DARCY ...

LOOK AT MR. DARCY modelling his brand new Christmas Pud coat by Simply Spiffing Dachshunds! We LOVE him!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/hilda-our-model/

UPSTAGED BY THE FAIRY ...

IF I'VE TOLD MY STAFF ONCE, I'VE TOLD THEM A THOUSAND TIMES! I DON'T LIKE being UPSTAGED by A FAIRY!! So, she has to spend a few uncomfortable weeks on the top of a tree ... We all tolerate discomfort for our profession! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/

LOOK AT GEMMA ...

LOOK AT GEMMA! She is showing off her brand new St.Moritz coat! I bet she's nice 'n cosy in it! It's one of our best-sellers as it's showerproof & warm! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-st-moritz-dachshund-coat/

LOOK! It's ALBERT ....

LOOK! This is handsome ALBERT modelling his Naked Raincoat! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-carnaby/

MY PWETTY FWEND PIPER ...

MY PWETTY FWEND PIPER models her PARTYWEAR for this season! Isn't she DIVINE?! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/springsummer-collection/the-hamptons/

DO NOT BE ALARMED ....

!!! DO NOT BE ALARMED Fwends!!!  I'M FINE! I'm warm now & taking sugary tea to calm my nerves .... My PA & I got locked in Brompton Cemetry! My PA knew the gates got closed at dusk, but she got 'dusk' confused with 'happy hour' ..... Anyway, eventually the park keeper wescued us ... I will be advertising for my PA's weplacement tomowwow, once I have the stwength ......

GEMIMAH IN AUSTRALIA ...

LOOK! This is my new fwend GEMIMAH in AUSTRALIA! She is modelling The Naked Raincoat by my label Simply Spiffing Dachshunds. Our coats are HANDMADE in ENGLAND & we have customers ALL OVER THE WORLD!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/…/au…/the-carnaby/

HOW CUTE DOES A DOGGLE HAVE TO LOOK ...

HOW CUTE does a doggle have to look to get a bit of her Butler's scwambled eggs on toast? It's widikliuss ..... http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/…/the-vienna-dac…/

LOVING BLACK FRIDAY ...

LOVING BLACK FWIDAY! My Butler & I are avoiding shopping and spending quality time in the pub! BOL! Hic!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/test-3/

ONLY 8 MORE SLEEPS ...

***ONLY 8 MORE SLEEPS!*** Then fwends, MY STYLST says, we can wear OUR CHRISTMAS COATS! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/christmas-pud-dachshund-coat-58/

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!

Christmas shopping!

http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/christmas-pud-dachshund-coat-58/

SCOOBY IN HIS ST. MORITZ COAT ...

THIS IS SCOOBY! My new best fwend! He is modelling his brand new SIMPLY SPIFFING DACHSHUNDS COAT called The St. Moritzhttp://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/…/the-st-moritz-…/

MY BUTLER MAKES ME BOL .....

MY BUTLER .... Sometimes he makes me BOL!!! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/product-category/autumnwinter-collection/page/2/

THANK HEAVENS FOR MY NAKED RAINCOAT ...

THANK HEAVENS for my NAKED RAINCOAT on days like today! It's available from Simply Spiffing Dachshunds http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-carnaby/

MY FWEND FWEDDIE ...

My fwend FWEDDIE modelling his new Gatcombe coat by my label Simply Spiffing Dachshundshttp://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-gatcombe-dachshund-coat/

CHILLING AFTER MY SPA .....

CHILLING AFTER MY WEEKLY SPA TWEATMENT .....http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/bathtime-collection/towelling-bathrobe-for-dachshunds/

EMERGENCY CLEAN-UP OPERATION ...

EMERGENCY CLEAN-UP OPERATION for my DOMESTIC STAFF! One of my Aunties ACCIDENTALLY put FAR TOO MANY butterflies in my fank-you card! The mess is ridikliuss! BOL!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-balmoral/

EMERGENCY CLEAN-UP OPERATION ...

EMERGENCY CLEAN-UP OPERATION for my DOMESTIC STAFF! One of my Aunties ACCIDENTALLY put FAR TOO MANY butterflies in my fank-you card! The mess is ridikliuss! BOL!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-balmoral/

I'M TURNING GWEY ....

FWENDS .... IT'S A DISASTER! I'M TURNING GWEY! I'LL NEVER MODEL AGAIN! This is where one needs one's fwends for helpful hints .....http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/hilda-our-model/

MR DARCY IN HIS BRAND NEW COAT ...

MY NEW FWEND MR. DARCY is modelling his brand new coat by Simply Spiffing Dachshunds. I LOVE him!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-st-moritz-dachshund-coat/

VIP AT THE TOWER OF LONDON ...

VIP at THE TOWER OF LONDON today. I didn't like him very much either! Very strange dress-sense ....http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-poppies-dachshund-coat/

POPPING OVER TO PARIS ...

JUST POPPING OVER to see a very GOOD FWEND for cocktails in Paris. They LOVE ME in Paris! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/celebrity-friends/

THIS IS ALFIE ...

THIS IS ALFIE, my NEW BEST FWEND modelling his St. Moritz coat. He chose a royal blue lining. What a stunner!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-st-moritz-dachshund-coat/

BRUNCH WITH MY BUTLER ...

LOVELY BWUNCH with my BUTLER! He always take me to colour co-ordinated westauwants! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/product-category/autumnwinter-collection/page/2/

LOVING THE PARMA HAM ...

LOVING THE PARMA HAM Brutti&boni. My new fwend Alessio LOVES ME! He cuts the fat off for me! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/product-category/autumnwinter-collection/page/2/

MY GENTLEMEN ADMIRERS ...

MY GENTLEMEN ADMIRERS love me! Today I received yet another bouquet .... Can't find the champagne though!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/test/

LILLY IN GERMANY ...

LOOK EVERYBODY! This is my new fwend Lilly modelling her new St. Moritz coat! She lives in GERMANY! My persnial nelicoptor delivered it there!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-st-moritz-dachshund-coat/

BRAND NEW POPPIES COAT ...

**WORLD EXCLUSIVE** Our BRAND NEW POPPIES COAT for Dachshunds. Simply Spiffing Dachshunds will donate £5 to The Poppy Appeal for each coat sold. LIMITED EDITION http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-poppies-dachshund-coat/

DAISY DACHSHUND modelling her VIENNA COAT ...

LOOK! My new fwend DAISY modelling her brand new VIENNA COAT! Her PA said "OMG...loving Daisy Dachshund's new coat & the packaging was amazing" http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-vienna-dachshund-coat/

A RARE CLOSE-UP ...

FOR MY FANS ... A rare CLOSE-UP!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-leningrad-dachshund-coat/

FAUX-FUR GILET ....

***STOP PRESS*** This season's 'MUST HAVE' FAUX-FUR GILET, now AVAILABLE for DACHSHUNDShttp://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-leningrad-dachshund-coat/

RED CARPET INVITATIONS ...

VIP INVITATIONS FLOODING IN for all the wed carpet events. I'm SO IN DEMAND! Luckily MY COUTURIERS have got THE LOOK perfect for me. This is the BWAND NEW VIENNA COAT from my Autumn 14 Collection. How GORGEOUS am I? http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/product-category/autumnwinter-collection/

BEAUTY SLEEP ...

BEAUTY SLEEP? Sometimes it's just never enough!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/hilda-our-model/

MY 3rd BURFDAY OFFICIAL PORTRAIT ...

FWENDS, this is ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. A WORLD EXCLUSIVE. MY OFFICIAL 3rd BURFDAY PORTRAIT. Thank you ALL for your kind wishes Xhttp://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/product-category/autumnwinter-collection/

PAINT BALLIN' with my butler ...

FWENDS, even when you are PAINT-BALLIN' with your BUTLER, it's all about ELEGANCE!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-marchwood-dachshund-coat/

AUTUMN 14 WORLD EXCLUSIVE ...

WORLD EXCLUSIVE FRIENDS! Here I am modelling one of our BRAND NEW AUTUMN 14 designs, The Vienna. How GORGEOUS is it?http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-vienna-dachshund-coat/

FUN IN THE COUNTRYSIDE ...

MY DOGGLE'S GUIDE TO FUN IN THE COUNTWYSIDE 1) Position freshly laundered crop-top harness by the muck 2) Launch yourself at it 3) Enjoy! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/bathtime-collection/the-fabric-harness-for-dachshunds/

COLIN IN THE HIGHGROVE COAT ...

LOOK FWENDS! My NEW FWEND COLIN from AUSTRALIA is modelling his HIGHGROVE COAT by my label SIMPLY SPIFFING DACHSHUNDS http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-highgrove-dachshund-coat-52/

BEAUTY SALON DAY ...

BEAUTY SALON DAY! The full works - manicure, pedicure & ears! I went for the French Manicure (SO 'in' right now). My Beauty Team LOVE ME but apparently there is nothing they can do about my breath .....http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/hilda-our-model/

UNRULY EARS? Get The London Look ...

UNRULY EARS FWENDS?! As your Style Icon, I can advise what's hot this summer .... Get 'THE LONDON LOOK' & wear it with CONFIDENCE!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/springsummer-collection/the-comic-strip/

LUNCH WITH GARETH GATES ...

LUNCH WITH GARETH GATES! He LOVES me! As his STYLE GURU, I wish he'd listen when I tell him POLKA DOTS are this season's 'MUST HAVES'.http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/springsummer-collection/monte-carlo-beach/

GOT PAPPED ....

GOT PAPPED getting out of MY LIMO! Sometimes there is just NO PRIVACY! I guess it's the pwice one pays for being a STYLE ICON. I'm public pwoperty ... http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/hilda-our-model/

APRÈS SPA ....

APRES SPA FWENDS! Apparently I smell as good as I look! My PA says that makes a nice change! She LOVES me!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/bathtime-collection/towelling-bathrobe-for-dachshunds/