MY NUTRITIONIST hides he biscuits

So, this is where MY NUTRITIONIST hides the biscuits ....http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/city-collection/christmas-pud-dachshund-coat-58/

IN MY LOCAL ...

MY LOCAL, having my USUAL this lunchtime. The staff there LOVE me! I'm SO POPLIAR!

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MY STAFF OFTEN PLAY THIS GAME ...

MY STAFF OFTEN PLAY THIS GAME, I bark to be let in & they pretend they can't hear me! They LAUGH! They LOVE me!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/country-collection/the-retro-reindeer-dachshund-coat-45/

DOES MY BOTTOM LOOK BIG ...

DOES MY BOTTOM LOOK BIG IN THIS? Honestly?http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/city-collection/christmas-pud-dachshund-coat-58/

WHERE INHE ORLD AM I?

COMPETITION TIME! Where in the world am I?http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/

TEQUILA SLAMMERS

TEQUILA SLAMMERS & make it quick! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/

DISNEY WANT ME FOR MARY ...

DISNEY asked me to try out for the part of The Virgin Mary in their version of the Christmas Story. I'm so IN DEMAND. "Demanding" my PA says ...