APRÈS-SPA COLLECTION ...

BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT FWENDS! Look what I've added to my Après-Spa Collection. A BATHROBE! You can have a taste of my style too, just visit http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/product-category/bathtime-collection/

DACHSHUND BATHTIME KAFTAN ....

WORLD PREMIER! The Simply Spiffing Dachshunds BATHTIME KAFTAN! Now you can get dry & warm while LOUNGING IN STYLE! I will include a FREE Limited Edition 'EAR SNUGGLER TURBAN' too!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/product-category/bathtime-collection/

TWEATING MY BUTLER TO A 99 ...

TWEATING MY BUTLER to a 99. He LOVES me when I buy him ice-cweam!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/springsummer-collection/the-comic-strip/

NAME IN LIGHTS ...

FWENDS! IT'S SO THRILLING! They are putting my NAME IN LIGHTS over Buckingham Palace at HRH's request. I went to approve it today! What do you think?http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/springsummer-collection/the-comic-strip/

A CLOSE UP?

A CLOSE-UP? THIS IS RIDIKLIUSS .....http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/beach-collection/the-bondi/

THE SECRET OF MY BEAUTY ....

SOMETIMES MY FANS ASK "what is the secret of your beauty Hilda?", I tell them to mind their own business! BOL!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/hilda-our-model/

PSYCHEDELIA MAN ......

PSYCHEDELIA MAN ........... I can see wight up your nose. BOL!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/city-collection/the-carnaby/