POSTING OFF TO A PRINCESS ...

POSTING OFF TO A VIP CUSTOMER! She is a PRINCESS & resides in a PALACE in Whitley Bay. My TRUSTEE CREW are standing by to sail it round on my YACHT. A postman will be waiting to deliver the parcel to her door personally. ALL OUR CUSTOMERS get VIP SERVICE even if they are not a PRINCESS. She has ordered The Highrove coat. An EXCELLENT choice! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/shop/autumnwinter-collection/the-highgrove-dachshund-coat-52/

WENT 'BELOW-STAIRS' ...

WENT 'BELOW-STAIRS' for a PICNIC in my Staff Quarters kitchen. Good to see they'd swept up for me .......http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/celebrity-friends/

SHOPPING WHERE ORDINARY DOGGLES SHOP ...

SHOPPING WHERE THE ORDINARY DOGGLES SHOP! It is not Fortnums but the bones smell gweat even if they aren't venison! Yum! I'm allowed to help myself because I'm a VIPhttp://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/product-category/bathtime-collection/

BUSY DAY ...

BUSY DAY! Sent a SPECIAL ORDER for 3 garments to my new fwend GEMIMAH in AUSTRALIA! I personally see to QUALITY CONTROL & GIFT WRAPPING. Then my NELICOPTER PILOT delivers the goodies! http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/gallery-2/

HONOLULU COAT ...

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HIDE 'N SEEK ...

HIDE 'N SEEK with my Persnial Twainer in Barnes. She says "stay there Hilda and count to 45,673. I will hide". Well fwends, How can I count to 45,673? I haven't got that many toes ..... It's ridikliuss!http://www.simplyspiffingdachshunds.co.uk/

ACCIDENTALLY EATEN A CHIP ...

DISASTER! I've accidentally EATEN A CHIP ..... my weight is rocketing .... SO IRRESPONSIBLE of my staff not to scrutinise the floor before I stepped paw upon it ..... 

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